Eternal mind of the spotless sunshine

This was on the West Ham Forum where I’m a regular poster:

AlanHubb: Does Any1 have any ideas or previous experiences on where to park at LIVERPOOL??? thats safe!! coz we all know what them scousers are like!!

NamHammer: Yeah Alan, when you go to Liverpool the safest place to park is in Manchester, hope this helps.

Laughed for hours. =)